[PAA-Discuss] Fw: Being Republican Today

[Paul Myers]

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From: Lynne Myers<mailto:classie621 at rcn.com> 
To: @rcn.com;<mailto:@rcn.com;> 
Sent: Tuesday, August 22, 2006 12:06 PM
Subject: Fw: Being Republican Today



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> Jesus loves you and shares your hatred for homosexuals and Hillary. 
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> Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him; 
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> a bad guy when Bush¹s daddy made war on him; 
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> a good guy when Cheney did business with him; 
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> a bad guy when Bush needed a ³we can¹t find bin Laden² diversion. 
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> Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony. 
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> The United States should get out of the United Nations and our highest  national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq. 
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> A woman can¹t be trusted with decisions about her own body but  multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind  without  regulations. 
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> The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in  speeches  while slashing veterans¹ benefits and combat pay. 
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> If condoms are kept out of schools then adolescents won¹t have sex. 
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> A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then  demand their cooperation and money. 
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> Providing health care for all Iraqis is sound policy but providing health care for all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the  best interests of the public at heart. 
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> Global warming and tobacco¹s possible link to cancer are junk science but  creationism should be taught in schools. 
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> A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense  but  a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is  solid defense policy. 
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> Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution  which include banning gay marriage and censoring the Internet. 
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> The public has the right to; know about Hillary¹s cattle trades but George  Bush¹s driving record is none of our business. 
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> Being a drug addict is a moral failure and a crime unless you are a  conservative radio host. Then it¹s an illness and you need our prayers for  your recovery. 
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> You support states¹ rights but the Attorney General can tell states what  local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt. 
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> What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest but what  George Bush did in the 1980s is irrelevant. 
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> Feel free to pass this on. If you don¹t send it to at least 10 other > people  we¹re likely to be stuck with more Republicans in ¹06 and 2008. 
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> FRIENDS DON¹T LET FRIENDS VOTE REPUBLICAN! 


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