[PAA-Discuss] [HUMOR] doomsday weapon shocker

[Sarah Gonzales]

Priceless.....
couldn't help it! we need a little humor today....

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> U.S. THREATENS TO LAUNCH ANN COULTER TOWARDS NORTH KOREA
> Rabid Pundit Could Destroy Entire Korean Peninsula, U.N. Warns

> In an act of retaliation for North Korean president Kim Jong-Il’s  
> plan to test a long-range missile that could reach California, the  
> United States today threatened to launch conservative pundit Ann  
> Coulter in the direction of North Korea.
>
> President George W. Bush announced the plan to weaponize Ms.  
> Coulter in a nationally televised address.
>
> “If North Korea intends to test the most deadly weapon in its  
> arsenal, we will have no alternative but to use the most deadly  
> weapon in ours,” Mr. Bush said. “And that weapon is Ann Coulter.”
>
> Mr. Bush did not indicate how and when Ms. Coulter would be fired  
> towards Pyongyang, but most military experts believe that she has  
> already been loaded onto a nuclear submarine and could be launched  
> at any moment.
>
> At the United Nations, an emergency session of the Security Council  
> was convened to discourage the U.S. from deploying Ms. Coulter, who  
> is seen by many in the international community as the ultimate  
> doomsday weapon.
>
> Fears abound that if Ms. Coulter were fired towards Pyongyang, she  
> would spew noxious fumes that could lay waste to the entire Korean  
> peninsula and might even destroy Japan and parts of China.
>
> A spokesperson for Ms. Coulter today acknowledged that her client  
> had the power to destroy large areas of Asia, but said that she was  
> “stoked” about the mission.
>
> “If destroying Asia will help Ann sell more books, she’s up for  
> it,” the spokesperson said.
>
> Elsewhere, a new study shows that a person using a cell phone  
> during a thunderstorm could be struck by lightning, while a person  
> using a cell phone during a movie should be struck by lightning.
>