[PAA-Discuss] Off topic (two jokes)

[ChasMauch at aol.com]

FIVE BEST THINGS  TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

NUMBER 5: "They told me  at the Blood Bank this might happen."

NUMBER 4: "This is just a 15 minute  power nap they raved about in the
time-management course you sent me  to."

NUMBER 3: "Whew! 'Guess I left the top off the White-out. You  probably
got here just in time!"

NUMBER 2: "Did you ever notice sound  coming out of these keyboards when
you put your ear down real  close?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping  at your
desk:

(Raising your head slowly) "... In Jesus' name,  Amen


Subject:  Warning from an Aggie...


I am constantly amazed by the useful information out

there...

 

I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I

have even done it myself a couple times

unintentionally...but this one is real, and it's

important. So please send this warning to everyone on

your email list.

 

If someone comes to your front door saying they are

checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks

you to take your clothes off and dance around

with your arms up  DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!!

 

They only want to see you naked.

 

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.






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