[PAA-Discuss] FW: Candidates Caught Canoodling
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Fri Oct 17 00:26:05 EDT 2008
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Subject: Candidates Caught Canoodling
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Candidates
Mittens and
Rowdy Caught
Canoodling
Pets issue joint statement asking
Cant we all just get along?
A photo surfaced today showing presidential candidates Rowdy and
Mittens clearly canoodling on a comfy sofa, drawing public outcry.
A joint statement issued by the pets defended their decision to
cross party lines. "While we continue to differ on legalization of catnip,
we have concluded that all pets agree on the important issues facing us
today: preventing cruelty and ensuring safety and security. So we are
officially joining forces to ensure the next human in the White House knows
our stance."
"We will take the signatures of everyone who pledges to fight
cruelty directly to Obama or McCain this November."
The statement continues: "Also, the sunny spot on the couch is
pleasant. After thoughtful negotiations, we determined that there is room
for both of us." In a press conference candidate Rowdy admitted, "Typically
I am not allowed on the sofa, but in this case an exception was made."
Candidate Mittens added, "We did not anticipate having our
afternoon nap interrupted by pawparazzi. But we are proud to stand together
in fighting animal cruelty, and we still need your support and help."
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cruelty.
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the human winner of the election this November.
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