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style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Bookman Old Style'">FOUR GHOSTS OF THE WHITE
HOUSE<BR><BR>One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly<BR>in his White
House bed.<BR><BR>He awakens to see George Washington standing by him.
Bush asks him,<BR><BR>"George, what's the best thing I can do to help the
country?"<BR><BR>"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did",
<st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place
w:st="on">Washington</st1:place></st1:State><BR>advises, and then fades
away.<BR><BR>The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of
Thomas<BR><st1:place w:st="on">Jefferson</st1:place> moving through the darkened
bedroom.<BR><BR>Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can
do to<BR>help the country?"<BR><BR>"Respect the Constitution, as I did",
<st1:place w:st="on">Jefferson</st1:place> advises, and dims<BR>from
sight............<BR><BR>The third night sleep still does not come for
Bush. He awakens to<BR>see the ghost of FDR hovering over his
bed.<BR><BR>Bush whispers, "<st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place
w:st="on">Franklin</st1:place></st1:City>, what is the best thing I can do to
help<BR>the country?"<BR><BR>"Help the less fortunate, just as I did", FDR
replies, and fades<BR>into the mist.............<BR><BR>Bush isn't sleeping well
the fourth night when he sees another<BR>figure moving in the shadows. It
is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.<BR><BR>Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best
thing I can do right now to<BR>help the country?"</SPAN><SPAN
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<DIV><SPAN class=268345913-25102005><FONT face="Bookman Old Style">Lincoln
replies, "Go see a play."</FONT></SPAN></DIV></FONT></DIV>
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