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<p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=2 face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Tahoma;font-weight:bold'>From:</span></font></b><font size=2
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annbrag@prodigy.net [mailto:annbrag@prodigy.net] <br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Sent:</span></b> Saturday, August 12, 2006
11:40 AM<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>To:</span></b> annbrag@prodigy.net<br>
<b><span style='font-weight:bold'>Subject:</span></b> new element/amuse</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=6 color=black face=Times><span
style='font-size:24.0pt;font-family:Times;color:black;font-weight:bold'>Discovery
of a New Element...<br>
Bushcronium: heaviest element known to science<br>
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</span></font></b><font size=6 color=black face=Times><span style='font-size:
24.0pt;font-family:Times;color:black'>A major research institution has just
announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new
element has been named "Bushcronium." Bushcronium has one neutron, 12
assistant neutrons, </span></font><font size=6 color=navy face=Times><span
style='font-size:24.0pt;font-family:Times;color:navy'>75 </span></font><font
size=6 color=black face=Times><span style='font-size:24.0pt;font-family:Times;
color:black'>deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it
an Atomic mass of 311. These 311 particles are held together by forces
called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like
particles called peons.<br>
<br>
The symbol for Bushcronium is<i><span style='font-style:italic'> "W".<br>
<br>
</span></i>Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, since each
reorganization causes more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This
characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that
Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as
"Critical Morass." When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium
activates Foxnewsium, an element which radiates orders of magnitude, more energy,
albeit as incoherent noise, since it has just as many peons but twice as many
morons.</span></font><o:p></o:p></p>
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