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<DIV dir=ltr align=left><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff><SPAN
class=406024017-06102007>Someone, or more, is too damn smart! Hardy and I
laughed out loud. Lee Loe</SPAN></FONT></DIV><BR>
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<FONT face=Tahoma><B>From:</B> Douglas Tinker [mailto:douglastinker@hotmail.com]
<BR><B>Sent:</B> Friday, October 05, 2007 1:25 PM<BR><B>To:</B> debora mccusker;
Erica Gilmore; HERB & JUDY; josette spencer; kieth carol; LARRY &
ALLISON; lee loe; libbyeven@hotmail.com; lori messer; lowel
sailnoff@ispwest.com; lwolla@yahoo.com; sandra eastwood; Tom & Cindy Tinker;
Virginia Barlow<BR><B>Subject:</B> FW: Some chuckles<BR></FONT><BR></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=4>Most of these are stupid but I really like
#17.</FONT><BR><B><I></I></B></DIV>
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<DIV><B><I>Dan Doyle <dan@sandy-tugs.com></I></B> wrote:</DIV>
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<DIV class=EC_MsoNormal><STRONG><B><U><FONT face=Arial color=red
size=6><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">You can't read
this and stay in a bad mood! </SPAN></FONT></U></B></STRONG><FONT
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face="Kristen ITC" color=black size=6><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">1.
How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? </SPAN></FONT></B></STRONG><FONT
face="Kristen ITC" color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
face=Arial color=red size=5><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Unique
Up On It. </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial color=red size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
face="Kristen ITC" color=black size=6><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">2.
How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT
face="Kristen ITC" color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
face=Arial color=red size=5><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">Tame
Way. </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial color=red size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
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style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">3.
How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT
face="Kristen ITC" color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
face=Arial color=red size=5><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">They
Take The Psycho Path </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial color=red
size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
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How Do You Get Holy Water? </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face="Kristen ITC"
color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
face=Arial color=red size=5><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">You
Boil The Hell Out Of It </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial
color=teal size=4><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: teal; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"> (I
love that one!) </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial color=red
size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
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What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
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style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
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style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">Dam! </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT
face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=teal size=4><SPAN
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What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
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face="Kristen ITC" color=black size=6><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">7.
What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
<BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=red size=5><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">A
Stick </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial color=red size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
face="Kristen ITC" color=black size=6><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">8.
What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT
face=Arial color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
face=Arial color=red size=5><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">Nacho
Cheese. </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial color=red size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
face="Kristen ITC" color=black size=6><SPAN
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What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT
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style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
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Clauses. </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial color=red size=2><SPAN
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What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
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Sinko. </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial color=red size=2><SPAN
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What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT
face="Kristen ITC" color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'"><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
face=Arial color=red size=5><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Spoiled
Milk. </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial color=red size=2><SPAN
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What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
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What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=red size=5><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">A
Nervous Wreck. </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial color=red
size=2><SPAN
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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
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Can Roast Beef. </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial color=red
size=2><SPAN
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Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT
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Where You Left Him. </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial color=red
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Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT
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They Have Big Fingers </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial
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style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
face="Kristen ITC" color=black size=6><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">17.
Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT
face="Kristen ITC" color=black size=5><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
face=Arial color=red size=5><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">Because
It Scares The Dog. </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial color=red
size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
face="Kristen ITC" color=black size=6><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">18.
What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT
face="Kristen ITC" color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
face=Arial color=red size=5><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">Sanka.
</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial color=red size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
face="Kristen ITC" color=black size=6><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">19.
What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!
</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=red size=5><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">The
Location Of The Dirt Bag. </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial
color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
face="Kristen ITC" color=black size=6><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">20.
Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT
face="Kristen ITC" color=black size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
face=Arial color=red size=5><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">Because
They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT
face=Arial color=red size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
face="Kristen ITC" color=black size=6><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">21.
What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
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style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
face=Arial color=red size=5><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">A
Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial
color=red size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
face=Arial color=red size=5><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">A
Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial
color=black size=5><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">.
</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial color=red size=5><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
face="Kristen ITC" color=black size=6><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">22.
How Are a Texas Tornado And a </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT
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style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'">Tennessee</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT
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style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">
Divorce The Same? </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face="Kristen ITC"
color=black size=5><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT
face="Kristen ITC" color=red size=5><SPAN
style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">Somebody's
Gonna Lose A Trailer </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face="Kristen ITC"
color=red size=2><SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; BACKGROUND: white 0% 50%; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Kristen ITC'; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><I><FONT
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admit it. At least one of the</SPAN></FONT></I></B><B><I><FONT
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