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style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:#558866;text-transform:
uppercase;letter-spacing:2.4pt'>Sunday, November 25, 2007<o:p></o:p></span></font></b></h2>

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<h3 align=center style='margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-align:center;
line-height:18.0pt;border:none;padding:0in'><a name=2459799507536957186></a><b><font
size=5 color="#333333" face="Trebuchet MS"><span lang=EN style='font-size:16.0pt;
font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:#333333'>START YOUR SUNDAY WITH A GOOD LAUGH <o:p></o:p></span></font></b></h3>

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color="#334477"><span style='color:#334477;text-decoration:none'><img border=0
width=242 height=268 id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5136796950112660642"
src="cid:image001.gif@01C82F6A.10E2D880"></span></font></a><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

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line-height:18.0pt'><font size=3 color="#cccccc" face="Times New Roman"><span
lang=EN style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#CCCCCC'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal align=center style='margin-bottom:9.0pt;text-align:center'><b><font
size=6 color="#cccccc" face="Times New Roman"><span lang=EN style='font-size:
21.5pt;color:#CCCCCC;font-weight:bold'>These were too funny not to share... We
can all use a good laugh on a Sunday.</span></font></b><b><font color="#cccccc"><span
lang=EN style='color:#CCCCCC;font-weight:bold'><o:p></o:p></span></font></b></p>

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size=6 color="#cccccc" face="Times New Roman"><span lang=EN style='font-size:
21.5pt;color:#CCCCCC;font-weight:bold'>Enjoy!</span></font></b><font
color="#cccccc"><span lang=EN style='color:#CCCCCC'><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

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line-height:18.0pt'><font size=3 color="#cccccc" face="Times New Roman"><span
lang=EN style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#CCCCCC'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>

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size=3 color="#cccccc" face="Trebuchet MS"><span lang=EN style='font-size:12.0pt;
font-family:"Trebuchet MS";color:#CCCCCC'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>

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line-height:18.0pt'><font size=3 color="#cccccc" face="Times New Roman"><span
lang=EN style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#CCCCCC'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal align=center style='margin-bottom:9.0pt;text-align:center;
line-height:18.0pt'><font size=3 color="#cccccc" face="Times New Roman"><span
lang=EN style='font-size:12.0pt;color:#CCCCCC'><o:p> </o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal align=center style='margin-bottom:9.0pt;text-align:center;
line-height:18.0pt'><u><font size=5 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
lang=EN style='font-size:15.5pt;color:black;background:#F5EEDD'><span
style='background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'><span
style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'>THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2007:</span></span></span></font></u><font
size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:black'> </span></font><font color="#cccccc"><span
lang=EN style='color:#CCCCCC'><O:P></O:P><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal align=center style='margin-bottom:9.0pt;text-align:center;
line-height:18.0pt'><font size=2 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;color:black;background:#F5EEDD'><span
style='background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'><br>
<span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'></span></font><b><font color=black face=Verdana><span
lang=EN style='font-family:Verdana;color:black;background:#F5EEDD;font-weight:
bold'></span></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'>Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says<br>
</span></font></b><b><font size=2 color="#660000" face=Verdana><span lang=EN
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#660000;background:#F5EEDD;
font-weight:bold'></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;
background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'>[No, really?]<br>
</span></font></b><b><font color=black face=Verdana><span lang=EN
style='font-family:Verdana;color:black;background:#F5EEDD;font-weight:bold'></span><br>
<span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'>Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers<br>
</span></font></b><font size=2 color="#660000" face=Verdana><span lang=EN
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#660000;background:#F5EEDD'></span><span
style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'>[Now that's taking things a bit far!]<br>
</span></font><b><font color=black face=Verdana><span lang=EN style='font-family:
Verdana;color:black;background:#F5EEDD;font-weight:bold'></span><br>
<span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'>Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?<br>
</span></font></b><b><font size=2 color="#660000" face=Verdana><span lang=EN
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#660000;background:#F5EEDD;
font-weight:bold'></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;
background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'>[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]</span></span></font></b><font
size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:black'> </span></font><font color="#cccccc"><span
lang=EN style='color:#CCCCCC'><O:P></O:P><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal align=center style='margin-bottom:9.0pt;text-align:center;
line-height:18.0pt'><font size=2 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;color:black;background:#F5EEDD'><span
style='background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'><br>
<span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'></span></font><b><font color=black face=Verdana><span
lang=EN style='font-family:Verdana;color:black;background:#F5EEDD;font-weight:
bold'></span></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'>Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over<br>
</span></font></b><b><font size=2 color="#660000" face="Ve rdana"><span
lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Ve rdana";color:#660000;
background:#F5EEDD;font-weight:bold'></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;
background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'>[What a guy!]</span></span></font></b><font
size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:black'> </span></font><font color="#cccccc"><span
lang=EN style='color:#CCCCCC'><O:P></O:P><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal align=center style='margin-bottom:9.0pt;text-align:center;
line-height:18.0pt'><font size=2 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;color:black;background:#F5EEDD'><span
style='background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'><br>
<span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'></span></font><b><font color=black face=Verdana><span
lang=EN style='font-family:Verdana;color:black;background:#F5EEDD;font-weight:
bold'></span></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'>Miners Refuse to Work after Death<br>
</span></font></b><b><font size=2 color="#660000" face=Verdana><span lang=EN
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#660000;background:#F5EEDD;
font-weight:bold'></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;
background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'>[No -good-for-nothing' lazy
so-and-so!]</span></span></font></b><b><font color="#cccccc" face=Arial><span
lang=EN style='font-family:Arial;color:#CCCCCC;font-weight:bold'> </span></font></b><font
color="#cccccc"><span lang=EN style='color:#CCCCCC'><O:P></O:P><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal align=center style='margin-bottom:9.0pt;text-align:center;
line-height:18.0pt'><font size=2 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;color:black;background:#F5EEDD'><span
style='background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'><br>
<span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'></span></font><b><font color=black face=Verdana><span
lang=EN style='font-family:Verdana;color:black;background:#F5EEDD;font-weight:
bold'></span></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'>Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant<br>
</span></font></b><b><font size=2 color="#660000" face="Verda na"><span
lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Verda na";color:#660000;
background:#F5EEDD;font-weight:bold'></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;
background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'>[See if that works any
better than a fair trial!]</span></span></font></b><font size=2 color=black
face=Verdana><span lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:black'> </span></font><font color="#cccccc"><span lang=EN
style='color:#CCCCCC'><O:P></O:P><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal align=center style='margin-bottom:9.0pt;text-align:center;
line-height:18.0pt'><font size=2 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;color:black;background:#F5EEDD'><span
style='background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'><br>
<span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'></span></font><b><font color=black face=Verdana><span
lang=EN style='font-family:Verdana;color:black;background:#F5EEDD;font-weight:
bold'></span></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'>War Dims Hope for Peace<br>
</span></font></b><b><font size=2 color="#660000" face=Verdana><span lang=EN
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#660000;background:#F5EEDD;
font-weight:bold'></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;
background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'>[I can see wh ere it might
have that effect!]</span></span></font></b><font size=2 color=black
face=Verdana><span lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
color:black'> </span></font><font color="#cccccc"><span lang=EN
style='color:#CCCCCC'><O:P></O:P><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal align=center style='margin-bottom:9.0pt;text-align:center;
line-height:18.0pt'><font size=2 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;color:black;background:#F5EEDD'><span
style='background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'><br>
<span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'></span></font><b><font color=black face=Verdana><span
lang=EN style='font-family:Verdana;color:black;background:#F5EEDD;font-weight:
bold'></span></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'>If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile<br>
</span></font></b><b><font size=2 color="#660000" face=Verdana><span lang=EN
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#660000;background:#F5EEDD;
font-weight:bold'></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;
background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'>[You think?]</span></span></font></b><b><font
size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:black;font-weight:bold'> </span></font></b><font
color="#cccccc"><span lang=EN style='color:#CCCCCC'><O:P></O:P><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal align=center style='margin-bottom:9.0pt;text-align:center;
line-height:18.0pt'><font size=2 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;color:black;background:#F5EEDD'><span
style='background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'><br>
<span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'></span></font><b><font color=black face=Verdana><span
lang=EN style='font-family:Verdana;color:black;background:#F5EEDD;font-weight:
bold'></span></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'>Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures<br>
</span></font></b><b><font size=2 color="#660000" face=Verdana><span lang=EN
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#660000;background:#F5EEDD;
font-weight:bold'></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;
background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'>[Who would have thought!]<br>
</span></font></b><b><font color=black face=Verdana><span lang=EN
style='font-family:Verdana;color:black;background:#F5EEDD;font-weight:bold'></span><br>
<span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'><ST1:CITY st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Enfield</ST1:CITY></st1:City>
( <ST1:CITY st="on"><ST1:PLACE st="on"><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">London</ST1:PLACE></ST1:CITY></st1:place></st1:City>
) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide<br>
</span></font></b><b><font size=2 color="#660000" face=Verdana><span lang=EN
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#660000;background:#F5EEDD;
font-weight:bold'></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;
background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'>[They may be on to
something!]</span></span></font></b><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span
lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:black'> </span></font><font
color="#cccccc"><span lang=EN style='color:#CCCCCC'><O:P></O:P><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal align=center style='margin-bottom:9.0pt;text-align:center;
line-height:18.0pt'><font size=2 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;color:black;background:#F5EEDD'><span
style='background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'><br>
<span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'></span></font><b><font color=black face=Verdana><span
lang=EN style='font-family:Verdana;color:black;background:#F5EEDD;font-weight:
bold'></span></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'>Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges<br>
</span></font></b><b><font size=2 color="#660000" face=Verdana><span lang=EN
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#660000;background:#F5EEDD;
font-weight:bold'></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;
background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'>[You me an there's
something stronger than duct tape?]</span></span></font></b><font size=2
color=black face=Verdana><span lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
Verdana;color:black'> </span></font><font color="#cccccc"><span lang=EN
style='color:#CCCCCC'><O:P></O:P><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal align=center style='margin-bottom:9.0pt;text-align:center;
line-height:18.0pt'><font size=2 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;color:black;background:#F5EEDD'><span
style='background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'><br>
<span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'></span></font><b><font color=black face=Verdana><span
lang=EN style='font-family:Verdana;color:black;background:#F5EEDD;font-weight:
bold'></span></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'>Man Struck By Lightning: Faces <ST1:PLACE st="on"><st1:place
w:st="on">Battery</ST1:PLACE></st1:place> Charge<br>
</span></font></b><b><font size=2 color="#660000" face=Verdana><span lang=EN
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#660000;background:#F5EEDD;
font-weight:bold'></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;
background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'>[he probably <i><u><span
style='font-style:italic'>IS </span></u></i>the battery charge!]</span></span></font></b><font
color="#cccccc"><span lang=EN style='color:#CCCCCC'><O:P></O:P><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal align=center style='margin-bottom:9.0pt;text-align:center;
line-height:18.0pt'><font size=2 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;color:black;background:#F5EEDD'><span
style='background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'><br>
<span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'></span></font><b><font color=black face=Verdana><span
lang=EN style='font-family:Verdana;color:black;background:#F5EEDD;font-weight:
bold'></span></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'>New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group<br>
</span></font></b><b><font size=2 color="#660000" face=Verdana><span lang=EN
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#660000;background:#F5EEDD;
font-weight:bold'></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;
background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'>[Weren't they fat enough?!]</span></span></font></b><font
size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:black'> </span></font><font color="#cccccc"><span
lang=EN style='color:#CCCCCC'><O:P></O:P><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal align=center style='margin-bottom:9.0pt;text-align:center;
line-height:18.0pt'><font size=2 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;color:black;background:#F5EEDD'><span
style='background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'><br>
<span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'></span></font><b><font color=black face=Verdana><span
lang=EN style='font-family:Verdana;color:black;background:#F5EEDD;font-weight:
bold'></span></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'>Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas<br>
in Spacecraft<br>
</span></font></b><b><font size=2 color="#660000" face=Verdana><span lang=EN
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#660000;font-weight:bold'></span>[That's
what he gets for eating those beans!]</span></font></b><font size=2
color=black face=Verdana><span lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:
Verdana;color:black'> </span></font><font color="#cccccc"><span lang=EN
style='color:#CCCCCC'><O:P></O:P><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal align=center style='margin-bottom:9.0pt;text-align:center;
line-height:18.0pt'><font size=2 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;color:black;background:#F5EEDD'><span
style='background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'><br>
<span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'></span></font><b><font color=black face=Verdana><span
lang=EN style='font-family:Verdana;color:black;background:#F5EEDD;font-weight:
bold'></span></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'>Kids Make Nutritious Snacks<br>
</span></font></b><b><font size=2 color="#660000" face=Verdana><span lang=EN
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#660000;background:#F5EEDD;
font-weight:bold'></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;
background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'>[Taste li ke chicken?]</span></span></font></b><font
size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:black'> </span></font><font color="#cccccc"><span
lang=EN style='color:#CCCCCC'><O:P></O:P><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal align=center style='margin-bottom:9.0pt;text-align:center;
line-height:18.0pt'><font size=2 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;color:black;background:#F5EEDD'><span
style='background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'><br>
<span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'></span></font></span><st1:place w:st="on"></span><st1:PlaceName
 w:st="on"><b><font color=black face=Verdana><span lang=EN style='font-family:
  Verdana;color:black;background:#F5EEDD;font-weight:bold'><span
  style='background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'><ST1:PLACE st="on"><ST1:PLACENAME st="on"><span
  style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
  -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
  background-position-y:50%'>Local</span></span></span></font></b></st1:PlaceName><b><font
 color=black face=Verdana><span lang=EN style='font-family:Verdana;color:black;
 font-weight:bold'></ST1:PLACENAME> <ST1:PLACETYPE st="on"><st1:PlaceType
 w:st="on">High School</ST1:PLACETYPE></st1:PlaceType></span></font></b></st1:place></ST1:PLACE><b><font
color=black face=Verdana><span lang=EN style='font-family:Verdana;color:black;
font-weight:bold'> Dropouts Cut in Half<br>
</span></font></b><b><font size=2 color="#660000" face=Verdana><span lang=EN
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#660000;font-weight:bold'>[Chainsaw
Massacre all over again!]</span></font></b><font color="#cccccc"><span lang=EN
style='color:#CCCCCC'><O:P></O:P><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal align=center style='margin-bottom:9.0pt;text-align:center;
line-height:18.0pt'><font size=2 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;color:black;background:#F5EEDD'><span
style='background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'><br>
<span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'></span></font><b><font color=black face=Verdana><span
lang=EN style='font-family:Verdana;color:black;background:#F5EEDD;font-weight:
bold'></span></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'>Hospitals are Sued by <ST1:METRICCONVERTER st="on" productid="7 Foot">7
Foot</ST1:METRICCONVERTER> Doctors<br>
</span></font></b><b><font size=2 color="#660000" face=Verdana><span lang=EN
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:#660000;background:#F5EEDD;
font-weight:bold'></span><span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;
background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'>[Boy, are they tall!]</span></span></font></b><font
size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;color:black'> </span></font><font color="#cccccc"><span
lang=EN style='color:#CCCCCC'><O:P></O:P><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal align=center style='margin-bottom:9.0pt;text-align:center;
line-height:18.0pt'><font size=2 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
lang=EN style='font-size:10.0pt;color:black;background:#F5EEDD'><span
style='background-position-x:0%;background-position-y:50%'><br>
<span style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'></span></font><b><i><u><font color=black
face=Verdana><span lang=EN style='font-family:Verdana;color:black;background:
#F5EEDD;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic'></span></span><span
style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'>And the winner is....<br>
</span></font></u></i></b><font size=2 color=black face=Verdana><span lang=EN
style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:black'></span><br>
</span></font><b><font color=black face=Verdana><span lang=EN style='font-family:
Verdana;color:black;background:#F5EEDD;font-weight:bold'><span
style='-moz-background-clip: -moz-initial;-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial;
-moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;background-position-x:0%;
background-position-y:50%'>Typhoon Rips Through<br>
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead<br>
<br>
</span></font></b><font color="#cccccc"><span lang=EN style='color:#CCCCCC'></span><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

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