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<DIV id=receivestrings> Post
Turtle<BR><BR> While suturing a
cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas
rancher,<BR><BR> whose hand was
caught in a gate while working cattle, the
doctor<BR><BR> struck up a
conversation with the old man. Eventually the
topic<BR><BR> got around
to <SPAN class=921484805-20062008>McCain </SPAN>and his bid to be our
President. The old<BR><BR>
rancher said, "Well, ya know, <SPAN class=921484805-20062008>McCain
</SPAN>is a 'post
turtle'." <BR><BR> Not
being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what
a<BR><BR> 'post turtle' was. The
old rancher said, "When you're driving
down<BR><BR> a country road and
you come across a fence post with a
turtle<BR><BR> balanced on top,
that's a 'post turtle'." The old rancher saw a
puzzled<BR><BR> look on the
doctor's face, so he continued to explain. "You know_ _
_ <BR><BR> He didn't get up
there by himself,<BR><BR> He
doesn't belong up there,<BR><BR>
He doesn't know what to do while he is up
there,<BR><BR> And you just
wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up
there!."'<BR><BR>
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