[PAA-Discuss] FW: new element/amuse

[Lee Loe]

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From: annbrag at prodigy.net [mailto:annbrag at prodigy.net] 
Sent: Saturday, August 12, 2006 11:40 AM
To: annbrag at prodigy.net
Subject: new element/amuse

 

Discovery of a New Element...
Bushcronium:  heaviest element known to science

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the
heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named
"Bushcronium." Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy
neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an  Atomic mass of
311. These 311 particles are held together by forces called  morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles  called peons.

The symbol for Bushcronium is "W".

Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, since each reorganization
causes more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic
of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is
formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.  This
hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass."  When catalyzed
with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element which radiates
orders of magnitude, more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has
just as many peons but twice as many morons.

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