A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a
robot
bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail,
and then
asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the
robot proceeds to make
conversation about global warming factors, quantum
physics
and spirituality, bio-mimicry, environmental
interconnectedness,
string theory, nano-technology, and
sexual proclivities.
robot
bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail,
and then
asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the
robot proceeds to make
conversation about global warming factors, quantum
physics
and spirituality, bio-mimicry, environmental
interconnectedness,
string theory, nano-technology, and
sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is
really
cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar,
turns
around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot
serves
him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's
your IQ?"
The man
responds, "about 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this
time, about
football, NASCAR, baseball, super models, favorite fast
foods,
guns, and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and
decides to give
the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the
robot
serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50,
I think."
really
cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar,
turns
around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot
serves
him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's
your IQ?"
The man
responds, "about 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this
time, about
football, NASCAR, baseball, super models, favorite fast
foods,
guns, and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and
decides to give
the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the
robot
serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50,
I think."
And the robot says... real slowly..."So............... ya
gonna vote for Bush again?"