The Onion: top 10 articles of 2005

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Top 10 articles of 2005 at The Onion (satire website)

Headlines:

  1. January 30, 2005 Bush Elected President Of Iraq
  2. December 18, 2005 Asian Tsunami, Hurricane Katrina, Kashmir Earthquake Battle For Natural Disasty Award
  3. April 3, 2005 Pope Died As He Lived: Propped Up For Public Viewing
  4. June 24, 2005 North Korea Nukes Self In Desperate Plea For Attention Home
  5. March 10, 2005 Brain-Dead Americans Defend Brain-Dead Florida Woman
  6. April 9, 2005 Prince Charles Weds Longtime Horse
  7. February 6, 2005 Losing Super Bowl Team Gets Locker-Room Condolence Call From John Kerry
  8. October 19, 2005 Theory Of Intelligent School-Board Design Disproven
  9. December 10, 2005 White House Celebrates Fifth Straight Year Without Oral Sex
  10. January 7, 2005 Pitt, Aniston To Quietly Separate Those We Lost in 2005