Re: New Element Discovered (COOL!) LOL!

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oh God... now I have to go change my pants

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escramble('charli13','');" href="mailto:">Charli

To: escramble('charli13','');" href="mailto:">
Sent: Wednesday, October 12, 2005 11:49
Subject: New Element Discovered (COOL!)


This hurricane mess and
gasoline issues are proof that it exists. A major research institution has
recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element has been named "Governmentium".


Governmentium (Gv) has one
neutron, 25  assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant
deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.  These 312 particles
are held together by forces called morons,  which are surrounded by vast
quantities of lepton like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no
electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every
reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium
causes one reaction to take over four days to complete, when it would normally
take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it
does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of
the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.


In fact, Governmentium's
mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause
more morons to become  neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of
moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed
whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.This hypothetical
quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.  When catalyzed with money,
Governmentium becomes Administratium - an element which radiates just as much
energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many