New STD

Saw this on another list & had to share ; )
Peace, Juli
 

> >New STD
> >
> >The Center for Disease
Control has issued a warning about a new virulent
> >strain of Sexually
Transmitted Disease. This disease is contracted
> >through dangerous
and high risk behavior.
> >
> >The disease is called Gonorrhea
Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect
> >him.") Many victims contracted it
in 2004, after having been screwed for
> >the past 4 years, in spite of
having taken measures to protect
> >themselves from this especially
troublesome disease.

> >Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected
with Gonorrhea Lectim
> >include, but are not limited to:
>
>
> >Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur
with a
> >distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English
language;
> >extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new
information;
> >pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept
responsibility for actions;
> >exceptional cowardice masked by acts of
misplaced bravado; uncontrolled
> >facial smirking; ignorance of
geography and history; tendencies toward
> >creating evangelical
theocracies; and a strong propensity for
> >categorical, all-or-nothing
behavior.
> >
> >The disease is sweeping Washington.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are
> >amazed and baffled that this
malignant disease originated only a few
> >years ago from a Texas
Bush.