[HUMOR] Bush eyes Santa for Cabinet pos

Submitted by admin on December 23, 2005 - 1:10am. ::

Excerpt from article about potential new cabinet member.

For the full article, see the HUMOR/Politcal forum post at

http://www.paa-tx.org/node/1105

Excerpt :

Bush eyes Santa for Cabinet post
By John Breneman
With Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld rumored to be on the way out,
President Bush reportedly is eyeing a universally respected figure for a key
Cabinet post. According to completely fabricated reports, the one and only
Santa Claus has engaged in preliminary discussions about a possible top job
in the Bush administration.

Mr. Claus, a beloved mythical figure known primarily for his efficient
worldwide distribution of Christmas cheer, has no prior political
experience. Nevertheless, he is considered a strong choice due to his
extraordinarily high "favorability rating." And though he is famous for
hauling around a gigantic sack, he is believed to be virtually free of
political baggage.


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Submitted by PAAMember on December 23, 2005 - 2:00am.

Excerpt from article about potential new cabinet member.

For the full article, see the HUMOR/Politcal forum post at

http://www.paa-tx.org/node/1105

Excerpt :

Bush eyes Santa for Cabinet post
By John Breneman
With Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld rumored to be on the way out,
President Bush reportedly is eyeing a universally respected figure for a key
Cabinet post. According to completely fabricated reports, the one and only
Santa Claus has engaged in preliminary discussions about a possible top job
in the Bush administration.

Mr. Claus, a beloved mythical figure known primarily for his efficient
worldwide distribution of Christmas cheer, has no prior political
experience. Nevertheless, he is considered a strong choice due to his
extraordinarily high "favorability rating." And though he is famous for
hauling around a gigantic sack, he is believed to be virtually free of
political baggage.