FW: Battle Hymn of the Republicans

Submitted by PAAMember on October 18, 2005 - 12:01pm. ::

couldn't help but send this one!
later,

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> From: Carolyn
> BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLICANS
>>
>> Mine Eyes have seen the bungling of that stumbling moron Bush;
>> he has blathered all the drivel that the neo-cons can push;
>> he has lost sight of all reason 'cause his head is up his tush;
>> The Doofus marches on
>>
>> I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool;
>> There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school;
>> Should we fault him for the policies - or is he just their tool?
>> The lies keep piling on.
>>
>> Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
>> Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
>> Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
>> His wreckage will live on.
>>
>> I have seen him cut the taxes of the billionaires' lone heir;
>> As he spends another zillion on an aircraft carrier;
>> Let the smokestacks keep polluting - do we really need clean air?
>> The surplus is now gone.
>>
>> Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
>> Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
>> Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
>> Your safety net is gone!
>>
>> Now he's got a mighty hankerin' to bomb a prostrate state;
>> Though the whole world knows its crazy - and the U.N. says to wait;
>> When he doesn't have the evidence, "We must prevaricate."
>> Diplomacy is done!
>>
>> Oh, a trumped-up war is excellent; we have no moral bounds;
>> Should the reasons be disputed, we'll just make up other grounds;
>> Enraging several billions - to his brainlessness redounds;
>> The Doofus marches on!
>>
>> Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
>> Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
>> Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
>> THIS .... DOOOO .... FUSS .... MAR...CHES....ON!


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Submitted by PAAMember on December 18, 2005 - 9:00am.





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style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">Note how cleverly the words fit the
music..and appropriate use of the under-utilized word
"doofus."
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face="Times New Roman" size=5>BATTLE HYMN OF THE
REPUBLICANS
size=4> size=4>(Feel free to sing
along!)

 Mine Eyes have seen the bungling of that stumbling moron
Bush; He has
 blathered all the drivel that the neo-cons can push; He
has lost sight
 of all reason 'cause his head is up his tush; The Doofus
marches on

 I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten
fool; There is
 warranted suspicion that he never went to school; Should
we fault him
 for the policies - or is he just their tool?
 The
lies keep piling on.

 Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw
Ya'!
 Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
 Glory! Glory! How
he'll Screw Ya'!
 His wreckage will live on.

 I have seen
him cut the taxes of the billionaires' lone heir; As he
 spends another
zillion on an aircraft carrier; Let the smokestacks
 keep polluting - do
we really need clean air?
 The surplus is now gone.

 Glory!
Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
 Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!

 Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
 Your safety net is
gone!

 Now he's got a mighty hankerin' to bomb a prostrate state;
Though the
 whole world knows its crazy - and the U.N. says to wait;
When he
 doesn't have the evidence, "We must prevaricate."

 Diplomacy is done!

 Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw
Ya'!
 Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
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style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"> Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw
Ya'!
 Diplomacy is done!
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 Oh, a trumped-up war is excellent; we have
no moral bounds; Should the
 reasons be disputed, we'll just make up
other grounds; Enraging
 several billions - to his brainlessness
redounds; The Doofus marches
 on!

 Glory! Glory! How he'll
Screw Ya'!
 Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
 Glory! Glory!
How he'll Screw Ya'!
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style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">THIS .. DOOOO .... FUSS ....
MAR...CHES....ON!
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