Volunteer needed (caution - slightly offcolor humor)

To:  All Loyal Democrats

From:  Howard
Dean, Chairman, DNC

Subject: Volunteer Needed


George Bush has
started an immoral and disastrous war under false pretenses by lying to the
American people and to the Congress; he has run a budget surplus into a severe
deficit; he has consistently and unconscionably favored the wealthy and
corporations over the rights and needs of the population; he has destroyed
trust and confidence in, and good will toward, the United States around the
globe; he has ignored global warming, to the world's detriment; he
has
wantonly broken our treaty obligations; he has condoned torture of prisoners; he
has attempted to create a theocracy in the United States; he has appointed
incompetent cronies to positions of vital national importance.

Would
someone please give him a blow job so we can impeach
him?